Honest friends

I just IMd a friend of mine.

Me: you there?
Friend: Yea, but I'm watching "America's Next Top Model"

This is why we're friends.

The Crue

Time is on my side. VH1 is currently airing "Inside/Out: Motley Crue" about their reunion. Last week, I finished reading their book, "The Dirt." This is amazing.

AAding Exxtra Lettters

Isss fuuun.

It's going to cost about $5,000 to print each issue. This is only for 48-pages and 5,000 copies. Damn. We could be spending all that money on coke. We're dumb.

For/Four/4 Eyes

The place that sells the glasses is For Eyes.

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While getting an office is a high priority, I don't know if Logan Square is the best idea. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the neighborhood, but shouldn't an office be in an area that doesn't take between 30 and 60 minutes to arrive? Other than that, the place sounds good to me.

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Eating pink turkey is just as good as eating white turkey.

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Why does Comedy Central only air "Kids in the Hall" between 1:30 and 2:30 A.M.? Do they have a prejudice against cross-dressing gay Canadians?

Van Wilder

When debating on whether or not to watch "Van Wilder," one must consider how much was spent on renting said movie. Since $1 was spent, opting not to watch the film does make some sense.

The Lincoln Restaurant is great because above one of the booths is a bust of Lincoln.

Full of pride

Since I drink on Halsted about 50 nights of the year, I don't think I need to go to the Gay Pride Parade. None of my gay friends wear neon, g-strings or head dresses, so why would I want to celebrate them by cheering that on? I'd rather go to North End with Matt.

Bewitching

Though the cast of "Bewitched" features Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrel, Jason Schwartzman (I know I spelled that one wrong), Steven Colbert, Steven Carrell (sp?), Amy Sedaris and Nick Lachey, it's is still disappointing.

Kelsey's is over there

Today was the hottest day in Chicago in three-years.

This blog is mine (Actually, it's the property of Google, but I'm the one who writes the words on the screen.) Kelsey's blog will be over at Live Journal. Should that be one word?

The Machine is, first and foremost, a magazine. Sooner or later, it will also be a radio show, podcast, record label, publishing company, bakery, clothing line, religion, television show, DVD player, DVD, three-some, cable company, wine and gas company. At least it will be some of those things.

We're in Chicago so we'll write about Chicago.

Hewhocorrupts will be on the cover of the first issue. I should probably tell them that.