Food Network

"Look at her, you know she doesn't eat that."

"That's probably good."

"I like Rachel. She's a nice girl. That's the kind of girl you want to marry. She cooks. Respects the family. Cute. She talks nice, nice."

"I can't wait til the new gays come on. The ones that won the contest. They come on in September."

"Oh my god, I can't stand this. This is too cute."

"Look how cute it is."

"I love that stuff. I could buy it by the case."

"I try to economize, but it never works out."

"This is right up my alley."

"I must have been watching Court TV at that time."

These are things I've heard while watching the Food Network for an hour on a Friday afternoon with my mother.