Women Beating Women Is Acceptable

The Windy City Rollers were really fun. It would have been a lot more fun if I was drunk. I realize that sounds sad, but alcohol makes sense when there are 20+ women on skates beating each other.

Thanks to Tony for copy editing my column.

Thanks to the Congress for not putting me on the list but having a horrible security team that is extremely easy to sneak by. And for having a system of tunnels that all connect to the boiler room.

Thanks to Steve Carell. You're funny.